Saturday November 29th 2008

Happy Belated my dear Sara! I know, i know it was like two days ago. But i posted and then added vids n stuff but then all the writing got deleted!
Anyways... i'll warn you now it's gunna be long.

So on Saturday, my neice Samantha got Baptized. I was one of the Godmothers. So let's go back waaaaaay back in Octoberish when we went wedding dress shopping at DAVID'S BRIDAL . So basically the gals were looking around n the boys (Ryan, Aaron & my father) were standing around talking becuase they were looking after Sammie. So apparently my dad was all "Ryan where's yoru girlfriend?" and he replies by saying "Oh, I broke up with her." and my dad was all "Ohhh. You should go out with a Filipina. She'll take care of you and what not." And so Ryan got the impression that my father was throwing out hints about ME. So then on Saturday, it was Ryan and I's job to put the sash thing on Samantha & tie it. But then for all the other babies, we just had to tie it. So i whispered over to Ryan telling him that he's gunna tie it. So we go up and he's standing in front of Sammie, but then he kinda like pushes me in front of him so that i would tie it. But i tripped over his foot n stumbled and i guess he tried to help me catch my balance and he put his hand out...but instead when he put his hand out, it like touched me ass. And behind us was my family members and my mom who was recording it with my camera. So i decided not to say anything about it cuz i was just gunna let it go cuz i figured it was an accedent. Little did i knonw, after the Mass was over, he knew he did it. He was all "Oh i think i kinda like grabbed your ass at the altar" and i'm like "OMG I know!" and he's like "Your family probably saw that too..." and i was like "Uhm, ya...they were right behind us!" Then we get into the car and i take a look at the videos my mom took. DON'T I SEE THE VIDEO OF HIM GRABBING MY ASS (yesterday's post: #1 Funny is the name of the video). We were both wearing black && his hand is like white so it was OBVIOUS! and so then we get to the reception hall place and like we were setting up the tables and chairs. So everytime he came around me i'd get paranoid...dont know why i just did... and so then after prayers, i went to get food and then came inside the other room n he saw me n he's like come sit with me and i'm like no way so i took my food n put it on the stage and went back to get a drink and he's like c'mon reg sit with me i saved you a seat & did that eyebrow thing movin them up n down [creeeeepy]<

Dinner was over and it was dancing time. So i was talking to my sister, Joyce, and she like dragged me along to go line dance with my aunties n my mom, and ryan, being super drunk and all, came along too and attempted to line dance with us...but i kept tripping over him cuz he wasn't doing the correct steps. Then a few songs later YMCA came on! Now, seeing a drunk person dancing to the YMCA is really really funny! Ryan and Aaron's other friend Scooter danced to it like there was no tomorrow! It was hilarious as well. Then it was the Macarena...how ever you spell it... it was HIL-A-RI-OUS! Then the chicken dance! Funniest thing on the planet. It was a bunch of 6 yr old kids n then you see the random adults scattered in the circle. It was soooo funny. Yes Pam, it was one of those moment things. Songs passed and there was this salsa type music that came on. My two aunts were dancing to it and it was AMAZING! I didn't know they could dance so well! I guess i just haven't noticed? :S but it was really cool. Then more songs went by and this swing type of music came on. At first, Ryan danced with Joyce, my older sister, and he was flinging her around everywhere so my sister gave up and walked away. Thennn he grabbed Rowee, my little sister, and danced with her...well more like flung her everywhere! Little did i kno, i was next. and it was all because of aaron. Aaron pointed at me and i had a feeling it was going to happen because of what happened that morning, the ass grabing thing. So i like ran behind aaron and that didn't seem to work cuz aaron moved away. && because i was wearing a top that was STRAPLESS i had my bra hanging out while ryan swung me everywhere! But oh well...good thing it was black! && good thing no one really saw. Then... aaron points to my aunt (one of the ones who was dancing very well during the salsa thing) and ryan kept spinning her (see video in the post blow this one... #2 Funny) and it was the funniest thing EVER! I mean, my family and i watched it yesterday and we were dying of laughter. In the other room, an intense poker game was happening and by the time i went to go watch it, they had alraedy finished. My cousin, Roxanne, and I watched and Ryan came and he had put his arm around us holding a red beer cup in one hand and a Canadian in another. Luckily, i was dying of thirst so i asked what was in the cup and he said sprite. So i drank half the cup...and he's like oh ya, there's alcohol in that. and i was all NO WAY! (like actually, i didn't know there was) and so i drank more to see if there really was...and so i realized that it WAS sprite...but there was a fruity flavour to it. Oh man, it was really good! But maybe i'm jut saying that cuz i was really thirsty? Who knows...but i just remember it being really really good.

In conclusion Saturday was a fantastic day. It was filled with many memories to laugh about. It is the one day that i'd definately do again. I had the time of my life. Well that's all for now. Ta-ta!